Fascinating things I have learned today

  1. No sushi has vocal chords or first names such as ‘Steve’, ‘Rita’ or ‘Larry’.
  2. I doesn’t taste good when you are forced to smoke grandpa’s old pipe.
  3. Iran really doesn’t have any gay people! Proof? No Iranian figure skaters at the Olympics!
  4. A cocktus could also generate an incredible amount of pricks.
  5. Only in movies could love blossom after an enormous bowel movement in a broken toilet.
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