- No sushi has vocal chords or first names such as ‘Steve’, ‘Rita’ or ‘Larry’.
- I doesn’t taste good when you are forced to smoke grandpa’s old pipe.
- Iran really doesn’t have any gay people! Proof? No Iranian figure skaters at the Olympics!
- A cocktus could also generate an incredible amount of pricks.
- Only in movies could love blossom after an enormous bowel movement in a broken toilet.
