Features missing from iPods
- Gives you hickeys if Luther Vandross songs are played.
- Giggles hysterically if someone chooses to play anything by Eminem.
- If dropped on the floor: the casing cracks and it starts playing Britney Spears tunes.
- Self-destructs if Nick Lachey songs are downloaded to it.
- Starts smoking and throws up battery acid on your shoes if a Lindsay Lohan song is selected.
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