First lines of different erotic novels that I plan to write

  1. “My girlfriend’s Golden Retriever seemed nervous even though he knew I was a gentle lover…”
  2. “She was smoking hot and I was ready as a pyromaniac on a Saudi oilfield…”
  3. “I got incredibly aroused only on our fourth date, because it was only then that I got used to the smell of cabbage…”
  4. “My reindeer were well rested for our busy Christmas night, and my sack was on the brink of bursting…”
  5. “I was slowly getting used to the idea that she wasn’t in fact wearing a matted gorilla outfit…”
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