- “My girlfriend’s Golden Retriever seemed nervous even though he knew I was a gentle lover…”
- “She was smoking hot and I was ready as a pyromaniac on a Saudi oilfield…”
- “I got incredibly aroused only on our fourth date, because it was only then that I got used to the smell of cabbage…”
- “My reindeer were well rested for our busy Christmas night, and my sack was on the brink of bursting…”
- “I was slowly getting used to the idea that she wasn’t in fact wearing a matted gorilla outfit…”
