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- The Hoe, Hoe, Hoe (Is Missing A Toe).
- Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (And Daddy Hitting Him With A Beer Bottle).
- Jingle Bells (And Dangle Balls).
- We Three Kings (Can Keep The Girls Dancing By Simply Buying This Cheap Joint).
- Do You Hear What I Hear? (I Think It’s Bobby Blowing Chunks In The Toilet Again).