Fruits and spells that have never been featured in a storybook involving a princess and a witch

Posted on August 15, 2007 by Beerhaze

  1. Cantaloupe: Dribbling down the chin forever spell.
  2. Banana: Awkward moments when taking big bites forever spell.
  3. Kiwi: Groped by drunken Aussies forever spell.
  4. Mango: Tongue stuck to the roof of your mouth forever spell.
  5. Lime: Grimacing like the village idiot forever spell.
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