- Put fries in your nose, get up on a table and bark like a walrus.
- Stand at the counter and drool while bobbing your head, pretending to have Mad Cow disease.
- Insist on placing your order in Finnish and when you get the food - curse them down!
- Place hamburger buns over your ears and pretend to be Princess Leia.
- Stand outside the doors dressed up like Ronald McDonald and threaten to bite children who won’t give you their Happy Meal toy.
