- Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter becomes pregnant.
- Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter becomes pregnant and gives birth to a democrat.
- Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter becomes pregnant and gives birth to a democrat, who he is asked to be the godfather of.
- Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter becomes pregnant and gives birth to a democrat, who he is asked to be the godfather of. The child also turns out to be half North Korean.
- Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter becomes pregnant and gives birth to a democrat, who he is asked to be the godfather of. The child also turns out to be half North Korean and pronounces “nuclear” much better than him by age one.
