Good reasons to marry a woman after only a week of dating
- She has paid for all the movie tickets, burgers and condoms.
- She has shown that she is very much into body painting for Super Bowl, your birthday and when you get home from work.
- She has shown her devotion to you by turning one of her pets in to jerky when you need “something salty” to munch on at 4am.
- She has brought you several bottles of beer between her breasts and has opened them all between her butt cheeks.
- She has only nagged for more sex, medium-rare veal scallops, and to wash your hockey gear.
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