Great activities I have planned for the kids this weekend

  1. Cutting a lamb in to succulent barbeque-sized pieces.
  2. Teasing our neighbour’s Pit Bull through the fence.
  3. Sharpening our machetes for our yearly hunt of garbage eating raccoons.
  4. Shooting down ugly birds and squirrels from our cherry tree.
  5. Playing God with insects using our magnifying glasses.
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