Great gift baskets for everyone

  1. Chef: Machete + Fire extinguisher + Clay Aiken CD.
  2. Grandma: Stuffed poodle + Leash + Bag of Jelly Beans.
  3. Grandpa: Fudge + More fudge + Viagra.
  4. Teenage boy: Roll of quarters + Tub of Vaseline + Flashlight.
  5. Neighbour: Zippo lighter + Cigars + Stick of dynamite.
  6. Wife: Bag of turnips + Rope + Swimming lessons.
  7. Ex-wife: French cheese + French rat poison + French cookbook.
  8. Kids: Toboggan + Super glue + Helmet.
  9. Husband: Beef jerky + Wheat beer + Soft toilet paper.
  10. Teenage girl: Halter top + Bellybutton jewellery + Mace.
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