Great things about having severe facial herpes

  1. People often confuse you with a grandma on the subway and offer you their seats.
  2. Pretend to be a horrific-looking (but “nice and sweet”) burn victim on
  3. You can create your own cool extreme makeup Goth clique.
  4. Nothing to be nervous about when hooking up with a skank on
  5. Best Buy sales people send you on your way without trying to offering you useless extended warranties.
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