- Being forced to eat a roast beef sandwich instead of a glue stick.
- Finding a hat that covers that unsightly hole in the back of your head.
- Wife ends up in prison the same day as big-breasted blonde triplets move in next door.
- Throwing up in someone else’s BMW cabriolet from a seventh storey window.
- Tripping and accidentally sitting down on some rhubarb (instead of a garden gnome).
