Happiness can be many a splendorous thing

  1. Being forced to eat a roast beef sandwich instead of a glue stick.
  2. Finding a hat that covers that unsightly hole in the back of your head.
  3. Wife ends up in prison the same day as big-breasted blonde triplets move in next door.
  4. Throwing up in someone else’s BMW cabriolet from a seventh storey window.
  5. Tripping and accidentally sitting down on some rhubarb (instead of a garden gnome).
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