- Bubba - With relative ease peels shrimp using only one hand.
- Cecilia - Makes bran muffins out of pretty much anything.
- Lenny - Knows one cousin or another who has just the right spare part for your Lexus.
- Max - Distinguishes a McDonald’s burger from wet dog food in a matter of minutes.
- Linda - Without effort fits the GNP of a small county in her thong.
