Hockey diving moves invented by NHL player Sidney Crosby

  1. The Moose – Drops like a moose that has been shot with a .50 calibre slug through both lunges from a mere 30 feet away.
  2. The Squirrel – Flips through the air like a squirrel falling off a tree and hitting the windshield of a speeding Ferrari (most likely driven my Ottawa Senators’ Dany Heatley).
  3. The Rib – Slowly sliding down the boards like a 24 ounce slab of Prime Rib would slide off a greasy plate.
  4. The Swan – Tumbling and circling to the ground like a swan dying from old age – all while making heart-wrenching “kraah-gnaah” screeching sounds.
  5. The Snowman – Head slides to the side, then collapses under his own weight like a mid-March snowman.
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