Horrible cheating excuses

  1. She was drunk and threatened me with a thong.
  2. The alien anal probed me and one thing led to another.
  3. Your grandmother smelled like cookies and I couldn’t help myself.
  4. You were in a coma on the kitchen floor.
  5. I forgot she was my sister.
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