Horrible things you will hopefully never have to experience

  1. Getting your eyeballs stolen by an Elvis impersonator.
  2. Dancing With The Stars - The Movie.
  3. Charlize Theron goes down on her knees for you, and trips a landmine.
  4. Accidentally adding Dijon mustard to your enema.
  5. George W. Bush gets elected for a third term.
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