How to tell if your dog is intelligent
- If a kid falls down an abandoned well – your dog will pretend it didn’t push it down there.
- If your brother in-law takes off his shoes – your dog will not attempt to clean his feet.
- If a machete wielding burglar comes in to your house – your dog will hide until it’s safe.
- If a new girlfriend is around – your dog tries hard not to slurp when licking his balls.
- If another dog brings it a cookie – your dog will eat the cookie and not the other dog’s butt.
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