- Finding tiny little shiny things in your extremely hairy shag carpet.
- Eating Pillsbury dough using a straw, or a plastic baby-feeding spoon.
- Selling your wife’s panties on eBay or to the crazy and scary guy two blocks down, that always offers to mowe your lawn for “almost nothing”.
- Beating up that hairy and buff, annoying, know-it-all-shit-faced-bastard, that learned his facts while surfing the Web – while high on Meth.
- Finding a way to tell Smacktards to shut the hell up!
