If you are great at bowling… You probably suck at…

  1. Finding tiny little shiny things in your extremely hairy shag carpet.
  2. Eating Pillsbury dough using a straw, or a plastic baby-feeding spoon.
  3. Selling your wife’s panties on eBay or to the crazy and scary guy two blocks down, that always offers to mowe your lawn for “almost nothing”.
  4. Beating up that hairy and buff, annoying, know-it-all-shit-faced-bastard, that learned his facts while surfing the Web – while high on Meth.
  5. Finding a way to tell Smacktards to shut the hell up!
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