- I wonder what Pizza Hut is like in Beijing: do they really twirl plates on sticks?
- Why is it that big birds only crap on my car, especially after it’s just been washed?
- Is it really true that no one can see you flip boogers in the dark?
- Does a minivan feel larger when it clips you at the kneecaps at 90 mph?
- What is more painful than sitting down on the couch to watch TV and find out where your daughter hid her steak knife?
