Important things I learned today
- There’s no point in pickling cucumbers if you only eat bacon.
- Having a hot girlfriend strip you down with her eyes is much better than getting naked with grandma in the hot tub.
- You will probably not make very many friends if they can smell you from a mile away.
- Amsterdam is famous for its tulips and for the drug addicts that eat them.
- You are most likely in a remote cabin if someone wearing a ski mask is trying to cut you in half with a chainsaw.
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