- Never try to peel off scabs… Paint them to look like interesting moles instead!
- Use garden shears if scissors or clippers won’t do the trick on your toenails anymore.
- One continuous eyebrow is not attractive unless you plan to date a chimp…
- If you can’t stand to wax your back and chest – colour it all to complement your toque!
- Never attempt to shave your nutsack with a scythe.
