Inflictions that luckily aren’t sexually transmitted

  1. The horrible urge to clean out the garage from empty beer bottles.
  2. The compulsive need to wear a fresh pair of socks and underwear every day.
  3. The complete commitment to watching figure skating on a Saturday night.
  4. The absolute focus to blocking out filth to the TV that your wife doesn’t even know about.
  5. The mysterious notion that hearing equals listening – or worse: caring!
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