Issues I have with virtual sex

  1. Your partner won’t fetch you a piece of chicken and a cold beer afterwards.
  2. She won’t plead for mercy no matter how hard you try.
  3. Can’t tell if she’s faking it… can’t even tell if she’s actually playing Tetris.
  4. Her name is never Angelina – often it’s Brian, Helmut, George, Steven, John or Gary.
  5. It’s virtual.
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