Jamie Lynn Spears’ (Zoey 101) pregnancy in numbers

  1. 736, 229, 223: Number of Zoey 101 products returned to stores after Christmas.
  2. 2, 120, 129: Number of preteen girls asking their moms how the baby got in Zoey’s tummy.
  3. 2,378: Number of times Jamie Lynn Spears’ agent said “shit” when hearing the news.
  4. 13: Number of days before Jamie Lynn remembered that babies also come out of the vagina.
  5. 2: Number of stupid sluts now in the Spears family.
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