Less romantic things that I vaguely remember saying to my wife last night

  1. “…grout your kitchen sink.”
  2. “…talk to my friend King Lear.”
  3. “…even Dick Cheney looks good bald.”
  4. “…can’t putty the San Andreas fault line.”
  5. “…win at the Westminster Dog Show.”
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