- “He was a good enough lover despite being hung like a toy poodle.”
- “He preferred using my lady shaver when removing hair from his feet and back.”
- “He was wet nursed by his grandmother until he was 12.”
- “He would when slow-dancing always insist on being called Erica.”
- “He always very carefully examined his handkerchief after blowing his nose.”
- “He always sat down when going pee because his penis scared him.”
- “He had this secret fetish about being spanked with rhubarb.”
- “He talks in his sleep, and always about how much he enjoys milking koalas.”
- “He got great satisfaction from secretly using other people’s toothbrushes.”
- “He would when passing gas, always say, ‘good one!’”
