Lines I doubt have never been published in any romance novel.

  1. They made sweet love on the sweat-soaked polar bear belt by the open fire.
  2. They had no idea that their grandma could smell them – all the way up stairs.
  3. They started cleaning their bodily fluids from the ceiling and walls as soon as the power came back.
  4. They had both longed for this, but the opportunity, and a healthy sheep, had never been there for them until now.
  5. They were both exhausted, and she fell asleep with a long hissing fart. He ate a few chicken pieces and watched the sports news, but soon fell asleep also.
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