Lines I doubt have never been published in any romance novel.
- They made sweet love on the sweat-soaked polar bear belt by the open fire.
- They had no idea that their grandma could smell them – all the way up stairs.
- They started cleaning their bodily fluids from the ceiling and walls as soon as the power came back.
- They had both longed for this, but the opportunity, and a healthy sheep, had never been there for them until now.
- They were both exhausted, and she fell asleep with a long hissing fart. He ate a few chicken pieces and watched the sports news, but soon fell asleep also.
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