- Olga: ”The Russian door-to-door to art sales woman who hasn’t seen a shower, bath, or even water — in decades.”
- Linda: ”The ever-smiling Jehovah’s Witness who most likely was a psychotic serial killer up until only a couple of months ago.”
- Lola: ”The greasy-faced school cafeteria lady who always wears her pea soup stained clogs and uniform three sizes too small.”
- Anna: ”The night-shift-only bus driver that works the routes in the seediest part of town.”
- Mary: ”The always slightly drunk British tourist with horrible sunburn – even in those places where the sun doesn’t normally shine.”
