Marriages would be more enjoyable if

  1. … women loved cleaning up socks and dirty underwear off the floor.
  2. … women have PMS – men get to go to Cuba for a week.
  3. … women enjoyed removing empty beer bottles off the kitchen counter.
  4. … women insisted on threesomes with expensive prostitutes once in a while.
  5. … women stopped nagging and wrote post-it notes instead.
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