Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto spoilers and surprises

  1. Main character is a warm, generous and unselfish Rabbi.
  2. No one gets shits-himself drunk and yells obscenities at police officers.
  3. Jesus is crucified again but the blame for his death is this time placed on aliens.
  4. Villains are no longer killed off one by one, they are instead sent to rehab.
  5. Many natives are seen wearing t-shirts with positive slogans:
    - “Mel is off the booze: he now loves all the Jews!”
    – “Beer is bye-bye: Mel is now studying to be a Rabbi!”
    – “Mel no longer drinks as it made him nuts: he’s no longer a klutz!”
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