My dad can’t beat up your dad

Posted on November 17, 2006 by Beerhaze

  1. My dad can’t beat up your dad but he could bitchslap your mother into a coma.
  2. My dad can’t beat up your dad but he could set himself on fire and run into your house while you are sleeping.
  3. My dad can’t beat up your dad but he could take his fist - no problem.
  4. My dad can’t beat up your dad but he could be carrying a Glock.
  5. My dad can’t beat up your dad but he could make your dad choke on his own vomit by performing country music tunes.
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