My wife is the perfect woman

  1. My wife has a headache every night.
  2. She often goes in to spontaneous raging fits and hurts the children and my dog.
  3. Her younger big-breasted sister works as a massause – in a travelling freak show
  4. She carries a framed 8 by 10 picture of Lorena Bobbit in her purse.
  5. When we have friend’s over she always makes fun of my brain tumour.
  6. Her dad owns a brewery.
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