- My wife has a headache every night.
- She often goes in to spontaneous raging fits and hurts the children and my dog.
- Her younger big-breasted sister works as a massause – in a travelling freak show
- She carries a framed 8 by 10 picture of Lorena Bobbit in her purse.
- When we have friend’s over she always makes fun of my brain tumour.
- Her dad owns a brewery.
