- It wasn’t the sausages - it was the Heinz ketchup all along!
- Eating the skin of a barbecued chicken is not unhealthy if done in one bite!
- It’s only the carbs of McDonald’s burger buns that end up on your ass!
- You can avoid a double-chin by simply eating your pizza while lying on your back!
- Simply skipping the drinking straw when you are done frying your bacon adds years to your life!
