- “The user reviews I have seen all complain that they gum only comes in mint and fruit flavors… Now we are in 2007 and surprisingly there still isn’t a stale tobacco flavored one available yet.” – Courtney Love.
- “The pieces are too small and I often end up burning my lips when accidentally trying to light one up when drunk down at the pub with my mates.” – Russell Crowe.
- “The Nicorette gum only comes in 2-mg. and 4-mg. doses… How come there are no 70-mg. pieces available for those few times when a user craves a Cuban cigar?” – Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- “The romance of war is gone with gum! Sitting in a trench and waiting for the enemy to storm your position on a chilly and foggy autumn morning isn’t very romantic at all when chewing gum! I’m sure the enemy is smoking – them bastards!” - Harry, Prince of Wales.
- “The Nicorette gum doesn’t do anything after sex… The one piece of gum is often replaced by 4-5 pieces of gum, and a ham sandwich, and leftover Chinese food.” – Lindsay Lohan.
