Non-surprises when the space shuttle was launched this morning

  1. Shuttle was still white and again had a huge American taxpayer funded tank of liquid hydrogen attached to it.
  2. The dude doing the countdown messed up again – there was actually a little bit of ”liftoff” already at “4…3…2!”
  3. Disappointed “disaster jockeys” and crying CNN reporters with pre-written “it exploded” scripts.
  4. No streakers or people wearing Viking helmets and waving Norwegian flags.
  5. Preflight check discovered a red blinking light that nobody knew the purpose of – it was declared a “minor risk”.
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