- Kobe Bryant’s earrings could feed and house all African athletes for 18 months.
- The games are as riveting as watching the Russian women beat team Afghanistan in water polo.
- A NBA all-star loss is as rare as a Bolivians medal placement in ski jumping and speed skating.
- The American basketball players sweat more when questioned for rape than when actually playing the games.
- They team has 40 feet more player and 3 tons more muscle than their closest competitor does.
