Notes about the American basketball team at the Beijing Olympics

  1. Kobe Bryant’s earrings could feed and house all African athletes for 18 months.
  2. The games are as riveting as watching the Russian women beat team Afghanistan in water polo.
  3. A NBA all-star loss is as rare as a Bolivians medal placement in ski jumping and speed skating.
  4. The American basketball players sweat more when questioned for rape than when actually playing the games.
  5. They team has 40 feet more player and 3 tons more muscle than their closest competitor does.
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