Nurses don’t make enough money


The below should be read as one sentence… As heard night after night, for hours on end, from the room next door at the Lakeshore Hospital (extreme whiner stoned on painkillers):

  1. “Nurse… Nursee… NUUURSE… Open my door… Open it… Close the door… It’s cold in here… Where’s my sweater… Pants… I want a bath… Bath… Shampoo… Go away… Don’t leave me… Nurse… Nursee… NUUURSE… Where did you go… Hellooo… Where are you… Oh… Hello… Open my door… Open it… I’m leaving… Let me out… Get me a taxi… Nurse… Where are you taking me… I want my room… Tabby… Green slippers… Someone stole my slippers… Slippers… Ok, take them off me then… On the floor… What’s that on the floor… Hello… Bathtub… No… No… NOOO… YEEES… Nurse, I hate you… I want another nurse… Get me Lisa… I like Lisa… You are Lisa… I hate you, Lisa… Close my door… Open it… Get out… Nurse… Nursee… NUUURSE…”
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