Original pickup lines

  1. “We could simply fling our crap around and lose this shitty joint, and go at it like dirty monkeys!”
  2. “I’d love to wear you like Hannibal Lecter wears his mask!”
  3. “Come home to my place and play twister… I promise I won’t fart unless you really want to…”
  4. “I would love to make you want to be buried in a Y-shaped coffin in the morning!”
  5. “Want to come to my place and see my DeWalt DW650E Belt Sander and dungeon?”
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