- “We could simply fling our crap around and lose this shitty joint, and go at it like dirty monkeys!”
- “I’d love to wear you like Hannibal Lecter wears his mask!”
- “Come home to my place and play twister… I promise I won’t fart unless you really want to…”
- “I would love to make you want to be buried in a Y-shaped coffin in the morning!”
- “Want to come to my place and see my DeWalt DW650E Belt Sander and dungeon?”
