Oscar winning movies that deserve proper sequels

  1. 2006 – Crash 2 - “This time we actually crash and blow a lot of shit up — promise!” (Comedy featuring a ridiculous amount of carnage: everything crashes or explodes… Heck, even Matt Dillon’s eyebrows explode!)
  2. 2005 -Million Dollar Baby 2 - “The hunt for the sucker punching bitch is on… Is Dirty Harry up to the task?” (Crime drama featuring one facial expression and one very big gun.)
  3. 2004 -The Return Of The King 2 - ”Who finally got fed up with that whining Sam and stabbed him to death in his sleep?” (Murder mystery featuring even more hairy hobbits and a king.)
  4. 2003 -Beautiful Mind 2 - ”The no-longer-genius gets drunk and goes berserk and beats the crap out of people with telephones and various office supplies”. (Horror movie featuring a man so demented and evil that he even ends up winning the presidency.)
  5. 2002 – Gladiator 2 - ”Our favorite gladiator comes back to life and gets drunk and goes berserk and beats the crap out of people with telephones and various office supplies”. (Action movie featuring even more graphic violence and historical inaccuracies than the first movie.)
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