Pathetic things about suburban wiggers

  1. Their flawed Ebonics sentences often contain¬†words such as, “Kind Sir!”, “Yes, please!” and “Mother dearest!!”
  2. They wear their dad’s McDonald’s stained khakis halfway down their asses and often end up tripping on them when walking up to their pimped up Ford Focus’.
  3. They hope that that wearing grandma’s bling and sunglasses and scarves make them cool enough.
  4. Their baggie hoodies don’t conceal any firearms; instead they conceal their collection of Hilary Duff CDs and posters.
  5. They don’t say, “What up dawg?” but “How are you doing, Doug?” before slapping their “homies’” butts.
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