Pets I wished I had as a kid

Posted on October 21, 2006 by Beerhaze

  1. Angry pet head - Curses loudly in Polish when shot with a BB gun.
  2. Clean pet foot - Does dolphin tricks and feeds on my brother’s aquarium fish.
  3. Soft pet hand - Especially nice to me in the bath and at bedtime.
  4. Huge pet butt - Farts on command and isn’t afraid of fire.
  5. Hairy pet back - Morphs in to Chewbacca whenever I want to play Star Wars.
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