Possible reasons why Britney Spears shaved her head

Posted on February 20, 2007 by Beerhaze

  1. Feeble attempt at distracting paparazzi from her full-volume derriere.
  2. Creepy crawlers from spending time between Paris Hilton’s legs.
  3. Had a blonde turned brunette moment and confused top and bottom.
  4. Planning to take on Lindsay Lohan in the catfight of the century.
  5. Realized after seeing the Kevin Federline ad that she will also look horrible in a hair net.
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