Possible reasons why Humpty Dumpty had that great fall

  1. Too much spare change in his left pocket.
  2. Itchy crack.
  3. It was a pretty reasonable excuse to not having to do Paris Hilton again.
  4. Rabies.
  5. His sperm count from the quite painful vasectomy came back positive.
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