Questions that are very rarely asked

  1. “Mommy, can we go rioting today?
  2. “Do you get laid more than average because you play the accordion?”
  3. “Are you going¬†line dancing or is your Depend diaper full?”
  4. “Did you say, ‘yeast infection’ or ‘would you like to have some dessert?’”
  5. “Are your kidneys supposed to be protruding from your back?”
  6. “That’s when you noticed First Lady Mrs. Laura Bush’s in-grown toenails?”
  7. “How much flesh does your zombie girlfriend normally eat?”
  8. “Has anyone seen my wife’s ears around here?”
  9. “Isn’t that Howard Jones or whatever his name is?”
  10. “Did you hear grandma doing the splits?”
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