- “Mommy, can we go rioting today?
- “Do you get laid more than average because you play the accordion?”
- “Are you going line dancing or is your Depend diaper full?”
- “Did you say, ‘yeast infection’ or ‘would you like to have some dessert?’”
- “Are your kidneys supposed to be protruding from your back?”
- “That’s when you noticed First Lady Mrs. Laura Bush’s in-grown toenails?”
- “How much flesh does your zombie girlfriend normally eat?”
- “Has anyone seen my wife’s ears around here?”
- “Isn’t that Howard Jones or whatever his name is?”
- “Did you hear grandma doing the splits?”
