Questions the perfect woman would ask

  1. “Are my boobs too big?”
  2. “Should I carry in another keg of beer from the garage?”
  3. “I’m tired of threesomes with our mailman… Can’t we invite my twin sister also?”
  4. “Do you mind if I cover myself in baby oil while I wait for the game to be over?”
  5. “Can’t we just skip my mom’s funeral and have a steak dinner instead?”
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