- WQQB 82.2 FM Honking Radio: “24/7 traffic reports from other metropolitan shit holes around the world to make you feel better about your commute.”
- CVEG 690 AM Non-Veggie Radio: ”Let us here you eat meat!”
- BHAH 92.9 Gag 92: ”Strange sounds from burger joint bathrooms.”
- QFUK 103.2 FM Radio Elvis: ”Playing only classic pop-rock schlock that has the word ‘blue’ in the lyrics.”
- WGOD 790 AM God Talk: ”Call in and bitch about anything because at least God is listening.”
