Random thoughts and wisdom

  1. The U.S. government is probably smart enough to hide away any captured aliens at the even more secretive Area 52.
  2. The secret to sharing a milkshake is that both people should be sucking. If one of you is spitting – you’ll be there all day.
  3. Wrestlers often get voted “most likely to get oiled up with other men” at their respective high schools.
  4. Everything happens, statistically speaking, which is good news for Bob Newport who is desperately trying to get laid in a small village, outside Anchorage, Alaska.
  5. They are only called silicon implants when they are on the outside. Once in there, they are simply nice boobs!
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