- The U.S. government is probably smart enough to hide away any captured aliens at the even more secretive Area 52.
- The secret to sharing a milkshake is that both people should be sucking. If one of you is spitting – you’ll be there all day.
- Wrestlers often get voted “most likely to get oiled up with other men” at their respective high schools.
- Everything happens, statistically speaking, which is good news for Bob Newport who is desperately trying to get laid in a small village, outside Anchorage, Alaska.
- They are only called silicon implants when they are on the outside. Once in there, they are simply nice boobs!
