Reasons to hate Switzerland as a Canadian

  1. Switzerland has banks – Canada has parking meters.
  2. They have clean cuckoo clocks – We have shitty Celine Dion CDs.
  3. Swiss army pen knifes – Canadian army rabies vaccinations.
  4. 60% of Switzerland is mountains – 60% of Canadians drive drunk.
  5. Swiss people yodel – Don Cherry the yokel.
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