Reasons why the next great depression won’t be as depressing as the one in the 1930′s

  1. Everything was black and white back then. Nowadays we have colour – even in giant plasma and LCD flat screen formats, to keep us from doom and gloom.
  2. We now have jets and nuclear warships that will quickly take us to any third world country. Bombing something always keeps us busy and it will also stimulate industrial production.
  3. Boredom is a thing of the passed with an Xbox 360, Playstation 3 or a Nintendo Wii. Also lest us not forget Family Guy, Seinfeld reruns and Dancing with the Stars on basic cable.
  4. Almost all of us are pharmaceutically helped along, one way or another, and therefore have imaginary friends that can lend us extra hands and ears when needed.
  5. Britney Spears will still be there to remind us every day that it could be worse even though we don’t have any jobs, money or food – we could be complete messes like her.
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