- Being chased by the whole San Francisco 49ers football team with a ball duct-taped to the side of my head.
- Bathing and grooming Nick Nolte.
- Watching Nicole Kidman slip in to some lingerie from inside a huge Bulgarian salami.
- Frantically scratching myself only to discover that some of my fingers are missing.
- Devouring something that ends up not being cottage cheese as first thought.
